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Manhunt Is On For Aston Villa Fan Who Chucked A Cabbage At The Team's Manager

Manhunt Is On For Aston Villa Fan Who Chucked A Cabbage At The Team's Manager

Yesterday’s Aston Villa-Preston match was a thriller that ultimately ended in tragedy for the Villans. Though it must have hurt to watch the ball bulge the back of their net three times in the
Javier Baez And Nolan Arenado Share Warm Hug During Live Baseball Play

Javier Baez And Nolan Arenado Share Warm Hug During Live Baseball Play

The Cubs and Rockies refuse to settle this goddamn National League Wild Card game, which is now in the 13th inning. The Cubs had a good chance to end it in the bottom of the 11th, after Javy Baez
Ron Baker Sucked A Contact Lens And Then Put It Right In His Damn Eye

Ron Baker Sucked A Contact Lens And Then Put It Right In His Damn Eye

Ron Baker played 17 mostly second-half minutes in Monday night’s Knicks preseason game, which went to overtime. It was in overtime, with just under a minute left, when Baker was whacked in the face by
I Too Am All Fucked Up By These Dang Card Tricks

I Too Am All Fucked Up By These Dang Card Tricks

The Sacramento Kings invited magician Anna DeGuzman to media day this week to destroy the minds of various unsuspecting players. Friends, the tricks are good.Read more...
Tulane's Large Angry Wave Has Gotten Larger And Angrier

Tulane's Large Angry Wave Has Gotten Larger And Angrier

The Tulane football program understands one thing about college sports very well: If you aren’t actually good, you can still get plenty of attention by having weird or funny uniforms. In 2016, the
Fastest Shed Crushes Fastest Shed's Speed Record

Fastest Shed Crushes Fastest Shed's Speed Record

Imagine you are in a small building. The building has wheels. The building can move—vroom, vroom. The building has an engine that has recently exploded and resulted in months of mechanical issues
Soccer Man's Goal Celebration Takes Surprise Detour Into The Twilight Zone

Soccer Man's Goal Celebration Takes Surprise Detour Into The Twilight Zone

Meet Benjamin Kololli, a 26-year-old soccer player currently plying his trade in Switzerland. Kololli was in Cyprus yesterday, with his squad FC Zürich playing a big match against AEK Larnaca. Kololli
Browns Fan Saves Possum From Having To Watch The Rest Of Thursday Night Football

Browns Fan Saves Possum From Having To Watch The Rest Of Thursday Night Football

A poor, foolish possum somehow made its way into the stands at Thursday night’s Jets-Browns game, in Cleveland. Maybe he’s a big Baker Mayfield fan! It’s unlikely the little fellow had a valid
Anthony Rizzo Dealt With The Cubs' Insane Travel Schedule By Never Taking Off His Uniform

Anthony Rizzo Dealt With The Cubs' Insane Travel Schedule By Never Taking Off His Uniform

The Chicago Cubs caught a bad break in terms of travel this week. After Wednesday’s home loss to the Milwaukee Brewers, they had to jump on a plane and fly to Washington, D.C. to play a make-up game
Bills Pack Nathan Peterman's Career Highlights Into 37-Second Hype Video

Bills Pack Nathan Peterman's Career Highlights Into 37-Second Hype Video

It’s a question that has plagued all of us for quite some time now: If you put every positive football play Bills starting quarterback Nathan Peterman has ever made into a single video, would the
Now Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Is Calling Out The NFL Over Colin Kaepernick

Now Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Is Calling Out The NFL Over Colin Kaepernick

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the former president of Iran and a man of many sports takes, has now come to the defense of Colin Kaepernick, the out-of-work quarterback.Read more...
Was This Raccoon Witch Cursing The Baltimore Orioles? An Investigation

Was This Raccoon Witch Cursing The Baltimore Orioles? An Investigation

The Baltimore Orioles came into Wednesday night a horrendous 52.5 games out of first place in the AL East, and an equally shocking and horrifying 40.5 games back of the AL Wild Card. All of that
The Steelers' Privacy Tarp Would Be No Match For My Espionage Abilities

The Steelers' Privacy Tarp Would Be No Match For My Espionage Abilities

Last week came reports of the Pittsburgh Steelers erecting a tarp wall at the end of their practice field, apparently for the purpose of keeping prying eyes away from their football activities. When
Chelsea Manager Maurizio Sarri Has A Weird Solution For His In-Game Cigarette Urges

Chelsea Manager Maurizio Sarri Has A Weird Solution For His In-Game Cigarette Urges

Chelsea manager Maurizio Sarri really, really likes to smoke. So much so that he used to light up on the sideline and in the tunnel when he managed Napoli:Read more...
Icy Dead People

Icy Dead People

Flyers goalie Alex Lyon will apparently wear a mask commemorating goofy M. Night Shyamalan horror flick The Sixth Sense this upcoming season.Read more...
Stephen A. Smith(?) Delivers Motivational Speech(??) To Syracuse Football Team(???)

Stephen A. Smith(?) Delivers Motivational Speech(??) To Syracuse Football Team(???)

How and why ESPN shout-master Stephen A. Smith ended up sermonizing to the Syracuse football team doesn’t really matter. Whether he was invited to meet the team or just happened to stumble into a room
Man Bites It

Man Bites It

So this happened tonight, on FOX Sports South. Watch it endlessly, for it will never stop being hilarious.Read more...
It Appears That My Mom Attended Magic Johnson's Birthday Party

It Appears That My Mom Attended Magic Johnson's Birthday Party

I had no idea my mom was friends or even acquaintances with Magic Johnson, but I have just learned that she was at the NBA legend’s recent birthday party. Take a look: Read more...
Swaggering Youth Devastated By Crafty Old Baller

Swaggering Youth Devastated By Crafty Old Baller

A strapping young lad—fearing, as many young basketball lads foolishly do, to body up a savvy old baller going butt first into the paint—was savagely ruined by his wizened opponent, on the craftiest
Jim Tomsula Says To Put Salt In Your Cheap Beer And Change Your Life

Jim Tomsula Says To Put Salt In Your Cheap Beer And Change Your Life

Washington defensive line coach and former 49ers head coach Jim Tomsula has some interesting advice for perking up that Pabst Blue Ribbon you’ve foolishly chosen for your beverage. Throw a pinch of