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Temple's Interim Head Coach Is Fired The Hell Up To Play A Bowl Game In Shreveport

Temple's Interim Head Coach Is Fired The Hell Up To Play A Bowl Game In Shreveport

The Temple Owls will travel to Shreveport, La. on Dec. 27 to take on Duke in the Independence Bowl. You’d be hard pressed to find five people on the planet who are excited about this game, but one of
Luka Doncic Gets Pumped And Jacked About The NBA, Also Happens To Play In It

Luka Doncic Gets Pumped And Jacked About The NBA, Also Happens To Play In It

Luka Doncic is the most productive rookie in the NBA. He is also the smiliest goof I can remember ever seeing on its basketball courts. This passage from Rob Mahoney’s nice SI profile of the
Could You Beat Roger Federer If He Had To Hit A Winner Off Every Ball?

Could You Beat Roger Federer If He Had To Hit A Winner Off Every Ball?

A reader named Lance writes in with a good question:Read more...
Jolly Old Soccer Man Sets The Record Straight About His FIFA Ratings

Jolly Old Soccer Man Sets The Record Straight About His FIFA Ratings

Kevin Ellison is a 39-year-old English soccer player who has plied his trade at 13 different clubs throughout the lower levels of English soccer, only ever making one appearance in the Premier League,
The Steelers Have Ransacked Le'Veon Bell's Locker

The Steelers Have Ransacked Le'Veon Bell's Locker

Le’Veon Bell officially ended his tenure with the Pittsburgh Steelers when he didn’t report to the team by yesterday’s 4:00 p.m. deadline. He will probably never set foot in the Steelers’ locker room
Some Sicko Made These Senior Tour Golfers Try To Do Fortnite Dances

Some Sicko Made These Senior Tour Golfers Try To Do Fortnite Dances

Pop culture gets absorbed by sports fairly quickly, but it has to travel light years farther to reach golf. That’s why some cruel person at the PGA is now making these senior tour pros try to recreate
Some Sicko Made These Senior Tour Golfers Try To Do Fortnite Dances

Some Sicko Made These Senior Tour Golfers Try To Do Fortnite Dances

Pop culture gets absorbed by sports fairly quickly, but it has to travel light years farther to reach golf. That’s why some cruel person at the PGA is now making these senior tour pros try to recreate
Mohamed Salah Is Officially A Great Player Now That He Has A Creepy Statue In His Likeness

Mohamed Salah Is Officially A Great Player Now That He Has A Creepy Statue In His Likeness

Last season, Liverpool forward Mohamed Salah went a long way toward consecrating his status as an all-time great by scoring the most goals ever in a single 38-game Premier League season. This weekend,
Chris Simms Recalls The Time Vince Wilfork Busted Up His Genitals Real Good

Chris Simms Recalls The Time Vince Wilfork Busted Up His Genitals Real Good

Former NFL quarterback Chris Simms, who famously got his spleen exploded during a game, went on Mike Florio’s radio show today and shared the story of a different time in which he was grievously and
Spencer Dinwiddie Inspired To Greatness By "Hoodie Kermit"

Spencer Dinwiddie Inspired To Greatness By "Hoodie Kermit"

Spencer Dinwiddie scored 13 points after about the three-minute mark of the fourth quarter of Brooklyn’s Wednesday night win over the Pistons, including a four-point play, two clutch game-tying
Ref Kicks Dildo At Bills Game

Ref Kicks Dildo At Bills Game

Bills fans tossing sex toys onto the field is a well-worn bit at this point, as evidenced by the fact that three separate dildos made their way onto the playing surface during last night’s game
Clearly Steph Is Bored With Basketball As We Know It

Clearly Steph Is Bored With Basketball As We Know It

When you’re Steph Curry, and there’s no shot available in the normal course of a basketball game that you can’t make with your eyes closed, eventually you reach a point where you need to invent
Predators Coach Peter Laviolette Rewards His Team By Partially Committing To A Furry Look

Predators Coach Peter Laviolette Rewards His Team By Partially Committing To A Furry Look

As a former player himself, Nashville Predators head coach Peter Laviolette knows how tough it can be for a team to go on the road in Western Canada. He used this opportunity to challenge his players:
After All That, Jimmy Butler Is Ready To Play For The Timberwolves Tonight

After All That, Jimmy Butler Is Ready To Play For The Timberwolves Tonight

Jimmy Butler went about trying to launch himself off the team he no longer wants to play for about as loudly and obnoxiously as possible. There was the trade demand, followed by the staged and
Iowa State Accelerates The Marching Band Arms Race With Inflatable Dinosaur Costumes

Iowa State Accelerates The Marching Band Arms Race With Inflatable Dinosaur Costumes

Iowa State upset 13th-ranked West Virginia 30-14 Saturday, which is of some consequence in the landscape of college football, but who cares—look at the dinosaurs. There are so many of them!Read
Which NBA Team Is Most Like Your Favorite NBA Team?

Which NBA Team Is Most Like Your Favorite NBA Team?

It’s almost time for the tip-off of the new basketball season, and you know what that means: It’s time to point out that not only does the NBA exist, but that other things also exist. A few outlets
Good Dog Throws A Mean Alley-Oop

Good Dog Throws A Mean Alley-Oop

Max Pearce is an extremely good dunker. He participated in the 2018 College Dunk Contest, where he threw down a memorable and pleasingly violent one-handed self-alley-oop while filming himself with a
Good Dog Interrupts Soccer Match, Is Rudely Denied Belly Rubs

Good Dog Interrupts Soccer Match, Is Rudely Denied Belly Rubs

Many dogs have invaded soccer pitches in the past, but few have made clear their motivations for doing so. This was not the case during a soccer match in Georgia, where a friendly dog ran onto the
Chris Bosh's Teeny Son Has Yet To Learn The Way Of The Baller

Chris Bosh's Teeny Son Has Yet To Learn The Way Of The Baller

Chris Bosh introduced his adorable children to MSG Network’s Rebecca Haarlow during Monday night’s Wizards-Knicks preseason game. These are some seriously cute children. Haarlow, thinking fast, asked
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Determined Dog And His Powerful Tongue

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Determined Dog And His Powerful Tongue

It is the dream of all dogs to spill the treat container so that the treats held within it may be scattered about and easily consumed. This dream came true for a dog named Zeus, and even when his