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Report: U.S. Navy Cracks Case Of Majestic Sky Dick

Report: U.S. Navy Cracks Case Of Majestic Sky Dick

The gigantic contrail dick that graced the skies over Washington state’s Okanogan County in November 2017 was, it has long been known, the work of some number of pilots out of Naval Air Station
Spider-Man Interrupts Basketball Game, Runs Around And Crashes Into People Like A Dork

Spider-Man Interrupts Basketball Game, Runs Around And Crashes Into People Like A Dork

The PBA Philippine Cup Finals are happening this week in Quezon City, Philippines, and Game 5 of the championship series between Magnolia and San Miguel was briefly interrupted by an uncoordinated man
Nikola Jokic Finally Triumphed Over His Archenemy The Microphone

Nikola Jokic Finally Triumphed Over His Archenemy The Microphone

Nikola Jokic is a man of simple desires. He wants to make cool passes, “eat good,” “watch TV show,” and be stronger than the Coke. He also wants a damn microphone that he can hold in his hand without
Nikola Jokic Explains His Body

Nikola Jokic Explains His Body

There’s a charming feature on Nuggets superstar Nikola Jokic, who’s been thriving in his first postseason, over at ESPN today. It addresses many questions that may have been lingering in viewers’
Dodgers Fan Keeps Trying To Catch Foul Balls, Keeps Throwing Food All Over The Damn Place

Dodgers Fan Keeps Trying To Catch Foul Balls, Keeps Throwing Food All Over The Damn Place

The undisputed highlight of last night’s game between the Dodgers and Giants, which ended up a 2-1 victory for San Francisco, was the two-part slapstick routine that one Dodgers fan performed in the
Bar-Hopping Easter Bunny Takes No Prisoners In Brutal Orlando Street Fight

Bar-Hopping Easter Bunny Takes No Prisoners In Brutal Orlando Street Fight

Easter is not just a time to be reminded of Jesus’s miraculous resurrection by the stirring comeback win of Tiger Woods at Augusta. It is also apparently a time for the Easter Bunny to jump into a
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Scottish Dog's Soccer Mastery

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Scottish Dog's Soccer Mastery

There are many dogs out there in the world who can fetch, or can, say, run after a kicked soccer ball and pounce on it while their owner yells, “Look, she’s playing soccer!” None of those dogs are
Sure, Here's Dwight Howard Singing "Get Low" At Karaoke

Sure, Here's Dwight Howard Singing "Get Low" At Karaoke

To the windowww, to the wall. Dwight should stick to basketball. Read more...
Nikola Jokic Showed Gary Harris How To Soothe His Bashed Testicles

Nikola Jokic Showed Gary Harris How To Soothe His Bashed Testicles

While Jamal Murray was catching fire late in the fourth quarter and leading the Nuggets to a dramatic playoff win over the Spurs, his teammates, Nikola Jokic and Gary Harris, were dealing with a
There's A Lot Going On In This Jason Vargas Interview

There's A Lot Going On In This Jason Vargas Interview

Everyone’s eyes will naturally be drawn to the colonial-seeming fellow sliding into the background of Saturday’s postgame scrum for Mets pitcher Jason Vargas. Fine, that’s understandable. This blog
Caron Butler's New Hair Freaked Out His Kids

Caron Butler's New Hair Freaked Out His Kids

Caron Butler went on national television with a brand new head of hair on Saturday like nobody was going to notice, but people certainly did. Read more...
Civil Rights Icon Andrew Young Came Up With A Compelling Reason To Root For UVA

Civil Rights Icon Andrew Young Came Up With A Compelling Reason To Root For UVA

American icon Andrew Young was in Austin last night opening a Summit on Race at the LBJ Library. Read more...
Witness The Roller Coaster Of Emotions That Auburn Fans Experienced With Their Team's Crushing Loss Against Virginia

Witness The Roller Coaster Of Emotions That Auburn Fans Experienced With Their Team's Crushing Loss Against Virginia

Auburn’s incredible Final Four comeback against Virginia was stopped short thanks to some officiating decisions that were, let’s say, a little questionable. It shouldn’t surprise you that the fans of
The Warriors Were Given A Delay Of Game Warning Because Nick Young's Ring Ceremony Took Too Long

The Warriors Were Given A Delay Of Game Warning Because Nick Young's Ring Ceremony Took Too Long

It’s been a relatively quiet NBA season for Nick “Swaggy P” Young. After the Nuggets cut him just 20 days after signing him in December, the camera-loving forward has stayed out of the spotlight,
Watch These Raptors Fans Get Their Hearts Ripped Out By Jeremy Lamb’s Buzzer-Beater

Watch These Raptors Fans Get Their Hearts Ripped Out By Jeremy Lamb’s Buzzer-Beater

Jeremy Lamb’s half-court buzzer-beater against the Raptors in Sunday’s 115-114 win was a thing of beauty. After losing the ball in the closing seconds, the Hornets guard had to toss up an off-balance
Damon Jones Reveals That The Soup J.R. Smith Threw At Him Was Indeed "Hot As Hell"

Damon Jones Reveals That The Soup J.R. Smith Threw At Him Was Indeed "Hot As Hell"

These days it’s hard to believe that J.R. Smith and the Cleveland Cavaliers were ever at the center of NBA fans’ attention, but it wasn’t so long ago that this was the case. Of course I am not
Mike Scott Enjoys Overpriced Cocktail In Between Possessions

Mike Scott Enjoys Overpriced Cocktail In Between Possessions

Late in the first quarter against the Bucks, Sixers forward Mike Scott fell into the crowd while chasing after a rebound he was trying to save for his team. Without looking where to throw it, Scott
Browns Fan Got So Excited About Odell Beckham Jr., His Neighbor Called The Cops

Browns Fan Got So Excited About Odell Beckham Jr., His Neighbor Called The Cops

The latest reminder that the brains of sports fans function quite differently than those that belong to more well-adjusted individuals comes from Cleveland. Robert Stewart, a young Browns fan, got so
Soccer Man Celebrates Goal With A 10-Foot Drop Into A Pit Of Despair

Soccer Man Celebrates Goal With A 10-Foot Drop Into A Pit Of Despair

Anderson Lopes is a Brazilian striker who recently joined Japanese club Hokkaido Consadole Sapporo. His debut on Saturday went about as well as anyone could have asked of him as he scored four goals
Tiny Baseball Fella Demonstrates Advanced, Noggin-Based Fielding Technique

Tiny Baseball Fella Demonstrates Advanced, Noggin-Based Fielding Technique

Yes, sure, the simplest way to catch and field a baseball is to stick a glove in its path and squeeze at the moment of impact. But that method is decidedly less fun than the one put on display by this