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Dodgers Organist Has Fun With The Aquatic Feud Between Max Muncy And Madison Bumgarner

Dodgers Organist Has Fun With The Aquatic Feud Between Max Muncy And Madison Bumgarner

When the Giants and Dodgers met earlier this month in San Francisco, the final game of the series was a 1-0 Los Angeles win where infielder Max Muncy irritated Madison Bumgarner by cracking a solo
Murray State Only Discovered Ja Morant Because A Coach On A Recruiting Trip Decided To Go For A Snack

Murray State Only Discovered Ja Morant Because A Coach On A Recruiting Trip Decided To Go For A Snack

By now you’re probably aware that Ja Morant, one of the top players heading into this year’s NBA Draft, was not the most heralded prospect coming out of high school. Though he averaged 27 points,
Drake Had Three Weeks To Workshop His Next Promo, And This Is What He Came Up With

Drake Had Three Weeks To Workshop His Next Promo, And This Is What He Came Up With

The last time we did this, Drake had descended from his stage in the heart of Toronto—why does Drake get a stage? Why doesn’t he watch the game among the rest of the fans?—to tell us that Raptors fans
Nick Van Exel Discovers, Is Enraptured By Iced Coffee

Nick Van Exel Discovers, Is Enraptured By Iced Coffee

It started out so simple. Read more...
Is There Artistic Merit In This Painting Of A-Rod Sitting On His Toilet? An Investigation

Is There Artistic Merit In This Painting Of A-Rod Sitting On His Toilet? An Investigation

The picture of former Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez sitting on his expensive, curtain-less Manhattan loo has become such a powerful cultural image that a tipster sent us a painting of it. Read
Competitive Musical Chairs Is New York's Friendliest Contact Sport

Competitive Musical Chairs Is New York's Friendliest Contact Sport

While holding up the remains of a wooden chair that had just been smashed to pieces, a woman yelled, “I got a splinter in my butt!” A referee wearing black and white stripes hustled over with a new
Competitive Musical Chairs Is New York's Friendliest Contact Sport

Competitive Musical Chairs Is New York's Friendliest Contact Sport

While holding up the remains of a wooden chair that had just been smashed to pieces, a woman yelled, “I got a splinter in my butt!” A referee wearing black and white stripes hustled over with a new
Here's The Sports Highlight Of The Day

Here's The Sports Highlight Of The Day

Although this video’s a nice callback to the first entry for Sports Highlight of the Day, it also blazes its own trail. There’s a man doing pushups, while a rascally dog thrusts like it’s never
Brewers Utility Man Hernán Pérez Pitches Delightful, YouTube-Inspired 1-2-3 Inning

Brewers Utility Man Hernán Pérez Pitches Delightful, YouTube-Inspired 1-2-3 Inning

Normally I would not ask you to pay attention to a late half-inning in a 16–0 June blowout, where pretty much by definition nothing that happens matters in the slightest. This is no normal
Fake Steve Berthiaume Twitter Account Leads To Random Family Crashing Diamondbacks' Booth During Game

Fake Steve Berthiaume Twitter Account Leads To Random Family Crashing Diamondbacks' Booth During Game

Arizona Diamondbacks broadcaster Steve Berthiaume doesn’t use Twitter, but someone on the site is pretending to be him. The account @BertDbacks is clearly fake—and also rude—but it convinced a family
Draymond Green Wants It Known That He Did Not Scuffle With Drake

Draymond Green Wants It Known That He Did Not Scuffle With Drake

Raptors super fan and legendary cornball Drake was an unusually subdued presence during Game 1 of the NBA Finals in Toronto, perhaps because he got a stern talking-to from the league. But, with an
Deserve's Got Nothing To Do With It When Adults Lose Their Minds Over A Foul Ball

Deserve's Got Nothing To Do With It When Adults Lose Their Minds Over A Foul Ball

Foul ball and dinger retrieval rights shouldn’t necessarily be decided by merit. The most qualified person in a given section to score a game ball is generally going to be an adult with a baseball
Tim Tebow Chooses To Watch, Stand Fast In The Faith, And Strike Out Looking Against Position Player

Tim Tebow Chooses To Watch, Stand Fast In The Faith, And Strike Out Looking Against Position Player

When we last checked in with Tim Tebow, he was preparing for professional life full of Triple-A baseball and a personal life full of matrimonial sex. Tebow and his fiancée still haven’t officially
Antonio Brown's Unkempt Pittsburgh Lawn Is A Boon To Mother Nature, You Jerks

Antonio Brown's Unkempt Pittsburgh Lawn Is A Boon To Mother Nature, You Jerks

Mercurial superstar and occasional dick Antonio Brown was granted his trade request by the Pittsburgh Steelers and shipped to the Oakland Raiders back in early March. NFL football being the year-round
Gabrielle Union Needed To Tell Dwyane Wade That Milk Doesn't Cost $20

Gabrielle Union Needed To Tell Dwyane Wade That Milk Doesn't Cost $20

After years of scheduled practices, workouts, and games, the unstructured life of retirement can be a shock for any professional athlete who decides to hang it up for the last time at the end of their
Mike Francesa Warns That Meteorologists Are In The Pocket Of BIG TRAVEL

Mike Francesa Warns That Meteorologists Are In The Pocket Of BIG TRAVEL

Memorial Day weekend is once again upon us. Americans across this great nation reserve this time for 72 somber and solitary hours spent quietly honoring the sacrifices of those who gave their lives in
Biased Umpire Brazenly Interferes In Fiercely Contested Anthem Standoff

Biased Umpire Brazenly Interferes In Fiercely Contested Anthem Standoff

I don’t know how the Miami Marlins can possibly trust the umpire crew working their Wednesday night game against the Detroit Tigers, after this blatant display of partisanship by Fieldin Culbreth
Bryce Harper Got These Suckers Good

Bryce Harper Got These Suckers Good

Bryce Harper, fresh off reminding the baseball world that he is indeed capable of throwing the damn dick off the ball, found himself in an interesting situation during last night’s game in Chicago.
Young Child Demonstrates Impressive Pigeon-Throwing Abilities To Confused, Scared Onlookers

Young Child Demonstrates Impressive Pigeon-Throwing Abilities To Confused, Scared Onlookers

Pigeons don’t have a whole lot of real-world applications outside of being the animal that Burger King probably gets the meat for their chicken nuggets from. But thanks to this adorable child, we now
Tony La Russa Says Farewell To His Dear Friend Grumpy Cat

Tony La Russa Says Farewell To His Dear Friend Grumpy Cat

Grumpy Cat, the cat that went viral for looking grumpy, has died at the age of seven. The apparent cause of death was a urinary tract infection. We now turn our attention to former baseball manager