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Steven Souza Appreciates Mothers

Steven Souza Appreciates Mothers

Diamondbacks outfielder Steven Souza was mic’d up during yesterday’s game against the Nationals, and that was good news for anyone who likes their baseball accompanied by wry commentary. Read more...
Idiot Snake On The Field Pays Ultimate Price For Love Of Baseball

Idiot Snake On The Field Pays Ultimate Price For Love Of Baseball

In the eighth inning of a San Antonio Missions Double-A game Friday night, a true baseball loving snake invaded the outfield and began making his way towards the infield, no doubt in search of the
Vlad Guerrero Jr. Smacked A Long Dinger And That's Not Even The Best Part Of The Video

Vlad Guerrero Jr. Smacked A Long Dinger And That's Not Even The Best Part Of The Video

Toronto Blue Jays prospect Vlad Guerrero Jr. smacked a massive tater Thursday night that sailed clear out of the stadium in Double-A Binghamton. We’ve seen Vladito hit some major dongs already in his
Exasperated Lacrosse Coach Emails Parents: "Most Of Our Team Focuses On The Fortnight Video Game Instead"

Exasperated Lacrosse Coach Emails Parents: "Most Of Our Team Focuses On The Fortnight Video Game Instead"

Find a kid with a tablet or computer these days, and chances are they’re watching or playing Fortnite. The online video game in which players build stairs and walls and then shoot each other has
Exasperated Lacrosse Coach Emails Parents: "Most Of Our Team Focuses On The Fortnight Video Game Instead"

Exasperated Lacrosse Coach Emails Parents: "Most Of Our Team Focuses On The Fortnight Video Game Instead"

Find a kid with a tablet or computer these days, and chances are they’re watching or playing Fortnite. The online video game in which players build stairs and walls and then shoot each other has
Alt-Right Ding-Dong Defeated By Sign

Alt-Right Ding-Dong Defeated By Sign

Hundreds of people attended the annual March for Immigrant and Workers’ Rights in Seattle yesterday. They were met by a counter-protest , a far-right organization for sad white men. That should be all
Alt-Right Ding-Dong Defeated By Sign

Alt-Right Ding-Dong Defeated By Sign

Hundreds of people attended the annual March for Immigrant and Workers’ Rights in Seattle yesterday. They were met by a counter-protest , a far-right organization for sad white men. That should be all
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Baseball Child Cannot Be Stopped From Dragging Out His Moment Of Glory

Baseball Child Cannot Be Stopped From Dragging Out His Moment Of Glory

Here we have a lesson from a baseball child on truly committing to the bit. Our slugger, presumably headed in to score a run after some cool-ass baseball heroics, was not having it with instructions
Mischievous Dong Photobombs Marathon Photo Finish [NSFW]

Mischievous Dong Photobombs Marathon Photo Finish [NSFW]

The 2018 Christie Clinic Illinois Marathon was held Saturday in Champaign, and featured a virtually unheard of finish: runners Tesfaalem Mehari and Wilson Chenwono crossed the finish line at the same
JuJu Smith-Schuster's Dog Cannot Be Contained

JuJu Smith-Schuster's Dog Cannot Be Contained

Meet Boujee, the six-month-old French bulldog puppy of Steelers receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster. Say hello to Boujee. Despite having the standard breathing issues of his breed, he’s a decent athlete with
Giannis Antetokounmpo Can Hit A Game-Winner, Can't Get A Damn Table At Milwaukee Restaurant [Update]

Giannis Antetokounmpo Can Hit A Game-Winner, Can't Get A Damn Table At Milwaukee Restaurant [Update]

Bucks star and smoothie fiend Giannis Antetokounmpo had 27 points, including the game-winning bucket with five seconds left, in Sunday’s Game 4 104-102 home victory over the Celtics. And yet, this guy
Steven Adams Will Respect Your Anime Shoes

Steven Adams Will Respect Your Anime Shoes

There’s probably nobody in the NBA more fun to interview than Steven Adams, who manages to be charming even when he’s quite pissed off, or being outright evasive. He always manages to shine brightest
Bill Belichick's Tiny Adorable Dog Attends Sporting Event

Bill Belichick's Tiny Adorable Dog Attends Sporting Event

Meet Bill Belichick’s new puppy! The little tiny Alaskan Klee Kai is named after a Greek goddess, and he got to attend his first lacrosse game last night. Fittingly, he dressed up just like Bill.Read
Please Enjoy 84 Seconds Of The American Ninja Warrior Broadcast Team Losing Their Shit

Please Enjoy 84 Seconds Of The American Ninja Warrior Broadcast Team Losing Their Shit

The old institutions slouch and rot and tip towards collapse; the culture turns inward, agoraphobic and sleepless and helplessly in thrall to rancid idle fantasies of violence or narcotic visions of

Boxer Wears Anti-Immigrant Trunks, Gets Soundly Beaten By Mexican Opponent

American boxer Rod Salka lost a six-round bout to Mexican fighter Francisco Vargas last night. Salka, who is known for having been brutally knocked out by Danny Garcia in 2014, entered the ring
ESPN Brought To Its Knees By Reply Allpocalypse

ESPN Brought To Its Knees By Reply Allpocalypse

Today we can add ESPN to the fraternity of organizations that has seen its employees thrust into a reply allpocalypse. Witness now some of their journey into the hellish depths. Read more...
Grant Hill Watching His Life Flash Before His Eyes, In Extreme Slow Motion

Grant Hill Watching His Life Flash Before His Eyes, In Extreme Slow Motion

Grant Hill learned today he’d be the newest member of the Basketball Hall of Fame. But whatever pride he might have felt at that honor dissipated, for a moment, as he saw Michigan’s Moe Wagner
Tim Kurkjian Endearingly Reveals How Little He Knows About Music

Tim Kurkjian Endearingly Reveals How Little He Knows About Music

It only took a few innings for today’s season opener between the Cubs and Marlins game to reach the “semi-bored announcers just shooting the shit” phase. Thankfully, ESPN analyst and generally