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Joel Embiid Almost Made T.J. McConnell Cry By Beating His Ass At Video Games

Joel Embiid Almost Made T.J. McConnell Cry By Beating His Ass At Video Games

Shit-talking aficionado Joel Embiid apparently does so in every facet of his life. During an appearance on Hot Ones released today, Embiid talked about how he induced teammate T.J. McConnell into a
Joel Embiid Almost Made T.J. McConnell Cry By Beating His Ass At Video Games

Joel Embiid Almost Made T.J. McConnell Cry By Beating His Ass At Video Games

Shit-talking aficionado Joel Embiid apparently does so in every facet of his life. During an appearance on Hot Ones released today, Embiid talked about how he induced teammate T.J. McConnell into a
Diego Maradona Explains His Wild World Cup Behavior: "My Neck Hurt A Lot"

Diego Maradona Explains His Wild World Cup Behavior: "My Neck Hurt A Lot"

Argentina soccer legend and stubby crazy person Diego Maradona was acting pretty nuts during yesterday’s World Cup game between Argentina and Nigeria. His rolling eyes and sloppy teetering, combined
Let's All Laugh At Dellin Betances Trying To Hit Major League Pitching

Let's All Laugh At Dellin Betances Trying To Hit Major League Pitching

The Yankees are already a 50-win ballclub, and nobody on that team gets strikeouts at a higher rate than relief pitcher Dellin Betances. That’s why I don’t feel too bad laughing along with his
Kangaroo On The Field Is Great At Running, Atrocious At Kicking The Ball

Kangaroo On The Field Is Great At Running, Atrocious At Kicking The Ball

This here kangaroo showed up to an Australian women’s Premier League match over the weekend and put together an impressive minute or so of tape. Our pal apparently wandered around the field for about
Heroic Bullpen Catcher Rescues Helpless Bats From Ballpark Flood

Heroic Bullpen Catcher Rescues Helpless Bats From Ballpark Flood

It rained just a bit in Pittsburgh this evening, forcing the postponement of tonight’s Brewers-Pirates game. But before Milwaukee bullpen catcher Marcus Hanel returned to the safety of his hotel room,
Cocky Millennial Busted By Bartolo Colon's Pick-Off Move

Cocky Millennial Busted By Bartolo Colon's Pick-Off Move

The Royals’ Whit Merrifield has 15 stolen bases on the year, and Rangers pitcher Bartolo Colon had yet to pick off a baserunner this season heading into tonight. In this case, one would think that the
Idiot On The Field Has Zero Moves, Gets Speared To Hell

Idiot On The Field Has Zero Moves, Gets Speared To Hell

An idiot invaded the field today at the College World Series, during a rain delay in the Arkansas-Texas game. This goofy, happy-to-be-here fellow perhaps didn’t appreciate the seriousness of his act,
Pair Of Port-A-Potties Departs This Earthly Plane

Pair Of Port-A-Potties Departs This Earthly Plane

And now, the latest news from the Denver metro area: a portable toilet went to go meet the Sky Gods. It paid tribute to its former home on Earth by spraying a fine mist of odious liquid into the windy
Gigantic Basketball Tween Takes On Tiny Opponents And 8-Foot Rims, Leaves No Survivors

Gigantic Basketball Tween Takes On Tiny Opponents And 8-Foot Rims, Leaves No Survivors

Here we have a highlight reel brimming with the exploits of Olivier Rioux, a 12-year-old basketball player who is said to stand at 6 feet and 9 inches. Since most 12-year-olds are not 6-foot-9, you
Bitchin' Politician Just Blasts Himself Right In The Eyeballs With Pepper Spray!

Bitchin' Politician Just Blasts Himself Right In The Eyeballs With Pepper Spray!

Levi Tillemann is a Democrat running for Congress in Colorado’s sixth congressional district, and he wants you to know he is a leader who will work to “break through the partisan gridlock” and
Dead Letters: Special Insane Voicemail Edition

Dead Letters: Special Insane Voicemail Edition

If you’re a regular reader of this site, you are no doubt aware that people often use our email tips line to send us their deranged and rambling thoughts about how terrible we are. But only our most
Darren Rovell On Fake Headline He Wrote 12 Hours Earlier: "It’s Just Really Bad"

Darren Rovell On Fake Headline He Wrote 12 Hours Earlier: "It’s Just Really Bad"

Darren Rovell, an AI who aims to drive Earth’s entire population insane through the banality of its observations, launched yet another attack on our psyches last night: Read more...
Cavs-Warriors Game 1, Simulated In NBA Live 96

Cavs-Warriors Game 1, Simulated In NBA Live 96

Yes, yes, we updated the rosters and are simulating tonight’s NBA Finals Game 1 between the Cavaliers and Warriors, LIVE:Read more...
This Cat's Buff

This Cat's Buff

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The People Fell Down The Hill Chasing The Cheese Again

The People Fell Down The Hill Chasing The Cheese Again

The English county of Gloucestershire held its annual cheese rolling race Monday, and a bunch of people, whose bones were hopefully fortified by consuming the daily recommended amount of calcium,
Runners Advance On Umpire's Armpit Catch

Runners Advance On Umpire's Armpit Catch

Weird stuff happens in baseball. Maybe it’s that there are so many games, and so many repetitions of the same process, that the timeline for seeing every possible outcome is condensed by sheer volume.
Get A Load Of This Sausage Child Wiping Out

Get A Load Of This Sausage Child Wiping Out

They let the young sausages participate in the sausage race in Milwaukee today. Always a dicey proposition. Check out this little fellow, who eats it right at the very start of the race:Read more...

The New Red Sox Dugout Band Ain't Half Bad

The Boston Red Sox have a nice storied history of bench players exploring their musical gifts while not taking part in the action on the field, specifically in the cases of a couple different “bullpen
The Very Short Saga Of The Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Airport Picture

The Very Short Saga Of The Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Airport Picture

All right-thinking people on this planet and any others want to see Vladimir Guerrero Jr., who does very rude things to baseballs in very loud ways, called up to the majors as soon as possible. So you