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The Only Thing Worse Than Brand Twitter Is Horny Brand Twitter

The Only Thing Worse Than Brand Twitter Is Horny Brand Twitter

Netflix asked companies to tweet "something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account," and now we are in hell.
Let It Snow on Trump

Let It Snow on Trump

Barry Blitt’s Kvetchbook cartoon depicts President Donald Trump being slowly buried under falling snow as he stands tapping on his smartphone.
Dad Accidentally Lists Seals And Pups On Facebook Messenger

Dad Accidentally Lists Seals And Pups On Facebook Messenger

Oh, parents and Facebook, the combo that will always results in some good-hearted laughs. Twitter user, @JBwol, shared this screenshot of his father Peter, sharing some pictures of what his dad looked
Kellyanne Conway Tried to Burn Joe Biden. Then Her Husband Came and Lit Her Ass Up

Kellyanne Conway Tried to Burn Joe Biden. Then Her Husband Came and Lit Her Ass Up

I am convinced—and no one can unconvince me—that White House counselor Kellyanne Conway and her husband, Mr. Kellyanne Conway, have a sex game that looks like this: Kellyanne, aka Lil Half-Dead, will
David Harbour Stans Celebrate First 'Black Widow' Teaser Trailer

David Harbour Stans Celebrate First 'Black Widow' Teaser Trailer

Not only are we getting 'Midsommar' resident GOAT Florence Pugh, but we're also getting some classic Harbourisms.
Ski Mask

Ski Mask

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Mini Kitty Stash Jam-Packed With All The Essentials (12 Cat Tweets)

Mini Kitty Stash Jam-Packed With All The Essentials (12 Cat Tweets)

It is scientifically proven that digesting some adorable and funny cats will IMMEDIATELY improve your mood, make you lose weight, grant you monumental luck, place a warm meal on your table, help you
Dad Loses Pet Hamster And Chaos Ensues (Wholesome Twitter Thread)

Dad Loses Pet Hamster And Chaos Ensues (Wholesome Twitter Thread)

Twitter user, Steph Veerman, shared with the world a super wholesome story of the time her dad looked after her pet hamster. Steph's father is so utterly pure, this might be the cutest twitter thread
Emergency Kitten Dose Cures The Monday Blues

Emergency Kitten Dose Cures The Monday Blues

We get it, it's Monday. Again. We could all use an emergency dose of kittens.Luckily, there is a Twitter handle @emrgencykittens that exists for that very reason! Keep up the hard work, Emergency
18000 Year Old Wolf/Dog Found In Siberian Permafrost (Twitter Thread)

18000 Year Old Wolf/Dog Found In Siberian Permafrost (Twitter Thread)

Currently, Scientists at the Centre for Paleogenetics, in Stockholm, Sweden, are currently doing DNA-analysis to find out whether it is a wolf, a dog, or possibly a common ancestor.But one thing they
Guy Bonds With Strangers Over "Magic" Bread With Lengthy Expiration Date

Guy Bonds With Strangers Over "Magic" Bread With Lengthy Expiration Date

There's something about breaking magic bread with strange drunks that seems almost weirdly biblical. That or this stranger just didn't have enough money for bread and tricked this guy into a free

Twitter now lets everyone hide replies to their tweets

After months of testing, Twitter users everywhere will now have the ability to hide replies to their tweets. Rather than delete an inappropriate or offensive message forever, the new option allows you
Blessed Paw Prints Immortalized On Twitter Users Apartment

Blessed Paw Prints Immortalized On Twitter Users Apartment

Twitter user and journalist, Kate Gray, shared an aww-dorable post with the world -- paw prints. Paw prints forever immortalized on her apartment.And not just any paw prints, adorable little
A Day For Everyone, Ducks Dressed In Victorian Fashion

A Day For Everyone, Ducks Dressed In Victorian Fashion

Anytime you are feeling down or uneasy, we hope this piece of information brings you the eternal peace and happiness it has for us. Just knowing that Sydney, Australia, has an annual duck show in
Nancy Pelosi Calls Trump Out For Being Insecure And Feeling Like 'An Imposter'

Nancy Pelosi Calls Trump Out For Being Insecure And Feeling Like 'An Imposter'

Nancy Pelosi had a brutal analysis of why Trump continues to hurt himself with self-inflicted wounds. He is insecure and he knows he is an imposter. This analysis, which appears shocking on point, was
Reporter Uses Store-Bought Chili in Office Cook-Off, Beats Frustrated Coworker

Reporter Uses Store-Bought Chili in Office Cook-Off, Beats Frustrated Coworker

Let's not mix up the facts here, she is a filthy cheater. That said, regarding her coworker, anyone who cares this much about an office chili cook-off may not have their priorities in order. It seems
Mom Left Car Window Down Finds A Cat-Filled Mayhem Inside

Mom Left Car Window Down Finds A Cat-Filled Mayhem Inside

In a hilarious video uploaded to TikTok, and shared on Twitter, this mother will probably think twice about leaving her car windows down from now on! In that moment, Jessica realized something was