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Tennessee senator tries to burn Adam Schiff, but Twitter roasts her almost instantly

Tennessee senator tries to burn Adam Schiff, but Twitter roasts her almost instantly

Sen. Marsha Blackburn is well-known around these here parts for being a pretty detestable human being. Then again, detestability seems to be the only qualification for being a Republican senator these
A bookstore’s tweet lamenting lack of visitors results in heartwarming tale

A bookstore’s tweet lamenting lack of visitors results in heartwarming tale

An independent bookstore in a small English town was having an exceptionally quiet day, so staff tweeted a message about it. They certainly didn't expect what happened next.

Jack Dorsey says Twitter ‘probably’ won’t get an edit button

Many Twitter users have long been clamoring for a tweet edit button to fix annoying little errors after blasting their missives to their followers. But after years of Twitter higher-ups musing the

Twitter will ‘probably never’ let you edit your tweets, CEO says

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey this week warned that Twitter will “probably never” let you edit your tweets. Editing has long been the most-requested feature among the Twitter community. But despite making
Rapper Cardi B blasts President Trump for killing Iranian terrorist

Rapper Cardi B blasts President Trump for killing Iranian terrorist

On Wednesday's episode of "Pat Gray Unleashed," Pat discussed rapper Cardi B and her tweet blasting President Donald Trump for ordering the airstrike that killed Iranian Maj. Gen. Qassem
What Da Fuq Is a 409K? Trump Seems to Know

What Da Fuq Is a 409K? Trump Seems to Know

In an attempt to brag on himself once again, President Trump may have hipped us to an exclusive financial plan only allowed to the top one percent. On Thursday, the president tweeted out that the
Megyn Kelly blasts Colin Kaepernick for making US airstrike about racism: 'Everything is racist ... even fighting back against terrorists who kill Americans'

Megyn Kelly blasts Colin Kaepernick for making US airstrike about racism: 'Everything is racist ... even fighting back against terrorists who kill Americans'

Megyn Kelly issued a scathing tweet at former NFL player-turned-activist Colin Kaepernick on Sunday, accusing him of making every issue about race, including the U.S. airstrike that killed Iranian
A Tweet For Everything: Trump Predicted Obama Would Attack Iran Before Reelection

A Tweet For Everything: Trump Predicted Obama Would Attack Iran Before Reelection

President Donald Trump once sent out a flurry of tweets predicting that his predecessor would attack Iran to shore up...
Trump Tweeted Twice as Much Bullshit This Year

Trump Tweeted Twice as Much Bullshit This Year

If it’s seemed like America’s toilet-challenged chief of state has been ranting on Twitter more often than usual, it’s not just your imagination. In 2019, President Donald Trump tweeted 7,700 times to
Daily Beast: Trumpers Carry Out Witch Hunt After Employee 'Likes' Chelsea's Tweet

Daily Beast: Trumpers Carry Out Witch Hunt After Employee 'Likes' Chelsea's Tweet

Just in case you were wondering how the thin-skinned Manic Mango would handle a second term! Via the Daily Beast: That week in July, Trump drew criticism for his decision to let his daughter Ivanka
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Trump Likes To Fabricate Helpful Quotes From His Allies — And Is Rarely Corrected

Trump Likes To Fabricate Helpful Quotes From His Allies — And Is Rarely Corrected

President Donald Trump has a habit of altering or making up altogether quotes from his allies that bolster his various...
After Christianity Today Slams Trump, the President Attacks Entertainment Tonight

After Christianity Today Slams Trump, the President Attacks Entertainment Tonight

The only way that President Trump knows his ass from his hand is because South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham and Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz aren’t crammed up his arm. Other than that, the odds are pretty
Kellyanne Conway’s Husband Has a Brutal Nickname for Trump and It’s Perfect

Kellyanne Conway’s Husband Has a Brutal Nickname for Trump and It’s Perfect

I don’t spend time thinking much about counselor to the president Kellyanne Conway and her husband George Conway’s relationship but whenever I do, I have a few thoughts: Read more...

People are relishing Trump Jr.’s old tweet calling an impeached president ‘deplorable’

'Theres always a tweet.' The post People are relishing Trump Jr.’s old tweet calling an impeached president ‘deplorable’ appeared first on The Daily Dot.
First Rocky, Now Thanos: We Are Being Governed by Evil Richie Rich

First Rocky, Now Thanos: We Are Being Governed by Evil Richie Rich

For those that don’t know, or aren’t old enough to remember, Richie Rich was a little white kid whose parents were so rich that by default he became the richest kid in America. Sadly, the president of
Trump Big Mad at Girlfriend Fox News for Cheating on Him

Trump Big Mad at Girlfriend Fox News for Cheating on Him

The public fuss-fight between President Trump and his personal YouTube channel Fox News took another turn Sunday when the leader of the free world tweeted that he knows that they’re cheating on him
Twitter locks out anti-abortion site for tweet on transgender with male genitalia who complained about being turned away by gynecologist

Twitter locks out anti-abortion site for tweet on transgender with male genitalia who complained about being turned away by gynecologist

Anti-abortion news outfit LifeSite said it's been locked out of Twitter for tweeting a link to an article about a transgender activist who still has male genitalia complaining about being turned

New tweet generator mocks venture capitalists

"The S-1 is going to be MOST disrupted FASTEST in the next 3 YEARS? Caps for effect."
Kamala Harris Shuts Door on Presidency and Dunks on the President on Her Way Out

Kamala Harris Shuts Door on Presidency and Dunks on the President on Her Way Out

On Tuesday, Sen. Kamala Harris announced that she was ending her presidential campaign, but because Trump knows nothing about an AKA’s ability to clap back—or how to do anything with grace—he