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Is Eric Trump A Lemonade Thief?

Is Eric Trump A Lemonade Thief?

The latest scandal out of Donald Trump’s campaign: Possible lemonade theft. It appears that Eric Trump, one of his five children, put lemonade in a water cup at an In-N-Out burger, which the
An Ode To James Carville's Super Fucked-Up Glasses

An Ode To James Carville's Super Fucked-Up Glasses

This election has turned the country into a tar pit from which we will never escape, but it did give us one thing that has brought me great joy. That thing is political pundit James Carville’s
Let's Remember Some Vines

Let's Remember Some Vines

The app Vine is on its deathbed, which made me think about that Vine where that kid crosses over a baby on a basketball court. Maybe you’ve forgotten about Vine :( But now you remember it. Let’s
The Wildest Fan Theories About Kevin Can Wait

The Wildest Fan Theories About Kevin Can Wait

Everyone loves Westworld, but the only thing everyone loves more than Westworld are theories about the future plot events of Westworld. Fans coming up with and then spreading theories of dubious
New York Islanders Decline To Say If Jack Capuano Lives In Garth Snow's Basement

New York Islanders Decline To Say If Jack Capuano Lives In Garth Snow's Basement

The disappointing Islanders have lost six of their last seven and currently hold an underwhelming 5-8-3 record. Head coach Jack Capuano is on the hot seat, and depending on who you believe, the heat
Exclusive Report From The 49ers' Stadium: Justin Sucks Dick

Exclusive Report From The 49ers' Stadium: Justin Sucks Dick

An anonymous tipster has provided Deadspin with a shocking image from the home of the San Francisco 49ers. Read more...
What Time Does "What Time Does The Superbowl Start?" Start?

What Time Does "What Time Does The Superbowl Start?" Start?

The Super Bowl is allegedly this weekend, and reports indicate that the contest will be played in Houston between the Atlanta Falcons and New England Patriots. Read more...
Man Creates 80-Foot-Long Whip Apparently Good Only For Hurting Himself

Man Creates 80-Foot-Long Whip Apparently Good Only For Hurting Himself

Via Reddit, here is a comically long bullwhip. But thanks to physics, the whipper necessarily becomes the whippee.Read more...
I Can’t Stop Playing This Shitty iPhone Football Game

I Can’t Stop Playing This Shitty iPhone Football Game

Football season is over, which means that I am forced to fill the gaping void in my life with booze, drugs, utterly worthless draft speculation, whatever has been gathering dust on the DVR, and (oh
I Can’t Stop Playing This Shitty iPhone Football Game

I Can’t Stop Playing This Shitty iPhone Football Game

Football season is over, which means that I am forced to fill the gaping void in my life with booze, drugs, utterly worthless draft speculation, whatever has been gathering dust on the DVR, and (oh
Choking-Ass Glory Boy Rabbit Blows Huge Lead To Tortoise

Choking-Ass Glory Boy Rabbit Blows Huge Lead To Tortoise

Numerous genetic surveys have been done on the rabbit, but until this point in history, the potential existence of a clutch gene has been a scientific mystery. Are rabbits reliable performers in the
Here Is A Harrowingly In-Depth Analysis Of The New Game Of Thrones Poster

Here Is A Harrowingly In-Depth Analysis Of The New Game Of Thrones Poster

Game Of Thrones, HBO’s hit show about cartography and snowstorms, will be back soonish (probably in July). The release date hasn’t been announced yet, but the first bit of show-related ephemera
Here Is A Harrowingly In-Depth Analysis Of The New Game Of Thrones Poster

Here Is A Harrowingly In-Depth Analysis Of The New Game Of Thrones Poster

Game Of Thrones, HBO’s hit show about cartography and snowstorms, will be back soonish (probably in July). The release date hasn’t been announced yet, but the first bit of show-related ephemera
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John Elway Writes Letter Endorsing Supreme Court Nominee, For Some Reason

John Elway Writes Letter Endorsing Supreme Court Nominee, For Some Reason

There are a great many topics on which one might seek the wisdom of former Hall-of-Fame quarterback and current Broncos GM John Elway. For instance: how to throw a football real far, or how to avoid
James Dolan Called Me An Asshole, Knicks Fan Says; "He Is An Asshole," Dolan Says

James Dolan Called Me An Asshole, Knicks Fan Says; "He Is An Asshole," Dolan Says

Mike Hamersky, a self-described New York Knicks superfan and season ticket holder from Astoria, claims that team owner James Dolan got in his face last night outside Madison Square Garden and screamed
Patriots Fan's Heat Check Goes Wrong

Patriots Fan's Heat Check Goes Wrong

Sound the Twitter drama foghorn, because you’re about to read about something incredibly stupid and meaningless. Read more...
What Does Quin Snyder Look Like?

What Does Quin Snyder Look Like?

There isn’t much to say about the Utah Jazz, who have an incredibly tough task against the Warriors in their second-round series, but this is as good an opportunity as any to point out that head coach
Marcus Morris Denies That He Is Impersonating His Twin Brother On The Wizards

Marcus Morris Denies That He Is Impersonating His Twin Brother On The Wizards

Is Wizards forward Markieff Morris only playing through an ankle injury because his brother Marcus is impersonating him? Let’s see what Marcus thinks. Read more...
Lance Armstrong Denies That Lance Armstrong Is Dead

Lance Armstrong Denies That Lance Armstrong Is Dead

Is Lance Armstrong dead? According to fox-news24.com, he is. According to Lance Armstrong, he is not. Read more...