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DeMarcus Cousins Really, Really Likes Joel Embiid

DeMarcus Cousins Really, Really Likes Joel Embiid

DeMarcus Cousins and Joel Embiid went at each other all night in an entertaining battle of the bigs as the Kings beat the Sixers 102-100. Cousins’ 30-7-5 stat line just topped Embiid’s 25-8-1, and
DeMarcus Cousins Asks Two Reporters If They Want Him In Sacramento

DeMarcus Cousins Asks Two Reporters If They Want Him In Sacramento

DeMarcus Cousins is constantly being asked if he wants to remain a member of the Sacramento Kings. It’s a reasonable question given his often tumultuous relationship with the franchise, but I’m sure
Kings Say Rudy Gay Has A Torn Achilles
This Is What Ads Will Look Like On NBA Jerseys

This Is What Ads Will Look Like On NBA Jerseys

Advertisements on NBA jerseys were inevitable, and we just got our first glimpse of the logos that will appear on the upper-left corners of jerseys starting in the 2017-2018 season, when the league
Kings 116, Cavaliers 112, overtime: After LeBron James’s Meeting With G.M., Cavaliers Lose for 6th Time in 8 Games

Kings 116, Cavaliers 112, overtime: After LeBron James’s Meeting With G.M., Cavaliers Lose for 6th Time in 8 Games

LeBron James of the Cavaliers during their 116-112 loss at home against Sacramento on Wednesday.
The Cavaliers' Bad Week Just Got Worse

The Cavaliers' Bad Week Just Got Worse

What’s a bad way for the Cleveland Cavaliers to follow up a 2-5 lull and a very public callout of the front office? Read more...
DeMarcus Cousins's Relationship With The Kings Is Just As Dysfunctional As You Thought

DeMarcus Cousins's Relationship With The Kings Is Just As Dysfunctional As You Thought

ESPN dropped a huge feature this morning that attempts to answer the eternal questions about the Kings: Can DeMarcus Cousins win in Sacramento, and who is to blame for the team’s ever-present
DeMarcus Cousins Was His Best Self And The Kings Took Down The Warriors

DeMarcus Cousins Was His Best Self And The Kings Took Down The Warriors

What should have been an easy win for the Warriors became an overtime upset, courtesy of DeMarcus Cousins and the Kings.Read more...
DeMarcus Cousins Lost His Shit Again

DeMarcus Cousins Lost His Shit Again

On Saturday night, we all got to see the best version of DeMarcus Cousins. This is the version that, while still unable to prevent himself from screaming at the refs and picking up a technical, can
Holy Shit, This Willie Cauley-Stein Dunk

Holy Shit, This Willie Cauley-Stein Dunk

Kings center Willie Cauley-Stein, a young NBA player that this blog once called “butt,” has been playing the best basketball of his career in 2017. He helped the Kings beat the Boston Celtics tonight
Buddy Hield Ejected For Brutal Nutshot On DeMarcus Cousins

Buddy Hield Ejected For Brutal Nutshot On DeMarcus Cousins

NOOO. Buddy, you can’t do that. It’ll earn you an ejection every time, and shared pain among many, many men.Read more...
Warriors Prove Their Basketball Strength By Bludgeoning Kings With Insane Third-Quarter Run

Warriors Prove Their Basketball Strength By Bludgeoning Kings With Insane Third-Quarter Run

The Sacramento Kings went into halftime of tonight’s game against the Golden State Warriors with a three-point lead, all the momentum, and 24 minutes of Draymond Green-less basketball ahead of them.
DeMarcus Cousins And His Manager Don't Know Where To Go

DeMarcus Cousins And His Manager Don't Know Where To Go

From DeMarcus Cousins’s manager, Andrew Rogers, after tonight’s All-Star Game and amid a flurry of trade rumors:Read more...
Sacramento Kings Agree to Trade DeMarcus Cousins to the Pelicans

Sacramento Kings Agree to Trade DeMarcus Cousins to the Pelicans

DeMarcus Cousins, right, and Anthony Davis would give the New Orleans Pelicans a formidable frontcourt.
Just What The Hell Were The Kings Thinking?

Just What The Hell Were The Kings Thinking?

Let’s accept for a moment that DeMarcus Cousins is the rottenest asshole in the NBA, that the Sacramento Kings were never going to reach anything higher than a seventh or eighth seed with him on the
Who Else Could Have Made A Play For DeMarcus Cousins?

Who Else Could Have Made A Play For DeMarcus Cousins?

As you surely know by now, last night the Sacramento Kings traded DeMarcus Cousins (and Omri Casspi) to the New Orleans Pelicans for rookie Buddy Hield, veterans Tyreke Evans and Langston Galloway, a
The Sacramento Kings Deserve All The Failures To Come

The Sacramento Kings Deserve All The Failures To Come

Being a Kings fan is an exercise in managing constant, crushing disappointment. Aside from one anomalous stretch in the early 2000s, the team has never been worth a damn, and even then, their high
Kings GM Vlade Divac: "I'm The Dumbest Shithead In The NBA," More Or Less

Kings GM Vlade Divac: "I'm The Dumbest Shithead In The NBA," More Or Less

Sacramento Kings GM Vlade Divac made a blockbuster trade yesterday, shipping superstar center DeMarcus Cousins to the New Orleans Pelicans for a sack of oranges and a Fast & Furious DVD box set.
DeMarcus Cousins Chokes Up At Goodbye Party In Sacramento

DeMarcus Cousins Chokes Up At Goodbye Party In Sacramento

By all accounts, DeMarcus Cousins was completely blindsided when the Sacramento Kings traded him to the New Orleans Pelicans late Sunday night (Look at the man’s face when a flak told him that the
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