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Lionel Messi Must Really Hate Pep Guardiola And England

Lionel Messi Must Really Hate Pep Guardiola And England

If there have been two criticisms that have followed Lionel Messi around though his career like yappy little dogs nipping at his ankles—too insignificant to be an actual threat, and just persistent
Lionel Messi Had Some Unkind Things To Say About These Fans' Mothers

Lionel Messi Had Some Unkind Things To Say About These Fans' Mothers

Barcelona came agonizingly close to losing Sunday’s battle against Valencia, and might’ve even ended up losing the war for La Liga with Andrés Iniesta’s knee injury. But it’s never smart to count out
Lionel Messi Is God

Lionel Messi Is God

Seriously, there’s nothing more to say. Just look at what he did to Espanyol’s whole team yesterday: Read more...
Messi And Suárez Return To Japanese Game Show To Do More Wacky Shit

Messi And Suárez Return To Japanese Game Show To Do More Wacky Shit

Japanese game shows remain the best exhibitions of crazy soccer skills. Read more...
Behold The Unrelenting Genius Of Lionel Messi's Passes

Behold The Unrelenting Genius Of Lionel Messi's Passes

The danger, if you can call it that, of regularly watching Lionel Messi play soccer—which is to say, to watch one man routinely perform stupefying acts of brilliance the likes of which you’ve never
Over 1,000 Kilos Of Cocaine Hidden In Boxes Labeled With Lionel Messi's Face

Over 1,000 Kilos Of Cocaine Hidden In Boxes Labeled With Lionel Messi's Face

The above picture depicts some of the hundreds of cases ostensibly filled with tasty squid filets seized by Peruvian authorities yesterday. On the outside of these boxes are labels upon which the
FIFA Suspends Lionel Messi Four Matches For Yelling At Referee

FIFA Suspends Lionel Messi Four Matches For Yelling At Referee

FIFA handed Lionel Messi a four-match suspension from international play today in response to an incident after last week’s Argentina-Chile match when Messi was seen insulting a referee. With only
Messi Says He Didn't Direct Insult At The Referee, But "At The Air"

Messi Says He Didn't Direct Insult At The Referee, But "At The Air"

The best player in the world and slight potty mouth Lionel Messi is appealing the four-match ban that was handed down by FIFA yesterday after he yelled at a referee in Argentina’s 1-0 World Cup
Lionel Messi And Luis Suárez Are Extremely Good At Soccer

Lionel Messi And Luis Suárez Are Extremely Good At Soccer

Barcelona and Sevilla, respectively the second- and fourth-placed teams in La Liga, are midway through what on paper should’ve been a tense, tough match. Only one of those teams has Lionel Messi and
Barcelona Are In Trouble Yet Again After Getting Destroyed By Paulo Dybala And Juventus

Barcelona Are In Trouble Yet Again After Getting Destroyed By Paulo Dybala And Juventus

Led by Paulo Dybala’s brilliant first-half brace, Juventus crushed Barcelona 3-0 in the first leg of the Champions League quarterfinal in Turin. Fresh off a wild comeback against Paris Saint Germain,
10 Years Ago Today, Lionel Messi Became Lionel Messi

10 Years Ago Today, Lionel Messi Became Lionel Messi

Ten years. It’s been 10 whole years since Lionel Andrés Messi, then just a 19-year-old kid, did this to Getafe:Read more...
Messi Eats Shit

Messi Eats Shit

Look at this jerk who hurt Messi. Read more...
Messi Scores 500th Goal For Barcelona With Gorgeous Game-Winner In Stoppage Time

Messi Scores 500th Goal For Barcelona With Gorgeous Game-Winner In Stoppage Time

Lionel Messi scored his 500th goal for Barcelona in style today—notching a game-winner in stoppage time for the club to take El Clasico by a score of 3-2.Read more...
Lionel Messi Turned A Meaningless Clásico Into One For The Ages

Lionel Messi Turned A Meaningless Clásico Into One For The Ages

Barcelona probably won’t win anything significant this season. They remain underdogs for the league title, were ousted from the Champions League by Juventus after surviving the Paris Saint-Germain tie
Barcelona Fans Celebrate Messi Goal With Homage To His Clásico Celebration

Barcelona Fans Celebrate Messi Goal With Homage To His Clásico Celebration

It was a full-on party today in Barcelona as the Catalan club blasted Osasuna by a score of 7-1. Before the game, fans unveiled a massive banner to commemorate Lionel Messi’s 500th Barça goal, the one
FIFA's Four-Match Suspension Of Lionel Messi Overturned On Appeal

FIFA's Four-Match Suspension Of Lionel Messi Overturned On Appeal

A little over a month ago, some snitches in the Chile soccer federation ratted out Lionel Messi for saying some mildly harsh words to a referee after an international match. FIFA suspended Messi for
Messi Invited 150 Journalists To His Wedding This Weekend

Messi Invited 150 Journalists To His Wedding This Weekend

Lionel Messi is getting married to his longtime partner and the mother of his two children, Antonella Roccuzzo, on Friday in their hometown of Rosario, Argentina. The wedding is every bit the lavish
Barcelona Are Still One Of The Greats

Barcelona Are Still One Of The Greats

Catalonia was in panic mode this past month, as the shock departure of Neymar to PSG dealt a debilitating blow to a Barcelona squad that already wasn’t running at peak efficiency. For a fan base that
Lionel Messi Might Be In The Midst Of His Most Impressive Feat Yet

Lionel Messi Might Be In The Midst Of His Most Impressive Feat Yet

At this point, more than a decade into one of the greatest careers of all time, there is no use trying to encapsulate Lionel Messi’s performances in writing. It has been tried millions of times. We’ve