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Markieff Morris Ejected After Kicking Mason Plumlee In The Dick And Balls

Markieff Morris Ejected After Kicking Mason Plumlee In The Dick And Balls

Folks, we got some twin-on-twin on violence against one of the twin’s twins. Markieff Morris got stonewalled by Mason Plumlee late in the fourth quarter and his leg popped up in what Draymond Green
Oilers' Leon Draisaitl Tossed For Crotch Spearing As Sharks Take 6-0 Lead

Oilers' Leon Draisaitl Tossed For Crotch Spearing As Sharks Take 6-0 Lead

About midway though the second period of the Edmonton Oilers game against the San Jose Sharks, Oilers forward Leon Draisaitl was ejected for spearing the Sharks’ Chris Tierney right in the dick and
Errant First Pitch At Red Sox Game Nails Photographer In The Dick And Balls

Errant First Pitch At Red Sox Game Nails Photographer In The Dick And Balls

Maybe this dude shouldn’t have been urged to “fire it in there,” because boy did he ever fire it (the baseball) in there (this dude’s dick and balls). Read more...
Soccer Man's Dick Shredded By Impact With Cleat

Soccer Man's Dick Shredded By Impact With Cleat

My friends, I am about to present you with video of a man getting kicked in the dick and balls by another man in cleats, and then the excruciating pain to follow, and then the injured man waving for
Lance Stephenson Slaps LeBron In The Dick And Balls

Lance Stephenson Slaps LeBron In The Dick And Balls

Cleveland must have experienced some bizarre time warp tonight, because it’s the year 2017, and the Pacers’ Lance Stephenson is still making life extremely unpleasant for LeBron James. This time, the
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Poor Bloke's Escalator Odyssey From Hell

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Poor Bloke's Escalator Odyssey From Hell

Rarely does any scenario become worse after your dick and balls get smashed to hell. But our friend here, wearing what appears to be a Bristol City or maybe an England kit, was only beginning to get
Cam Newton Got Hit In The Nuts

Cam Newton Got Hit In The Nuts

Cam Newton had to leave today’s game against the Buccaneers, because he took a shot to the nuts. Sucks for him.Read more...
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

If Christmas is all about putting stuff up butts, New Year’s Day is the day to read about the many methods of absolute destruction of America’s dick and balls, and to be thankful it wasn’t you. Unless
Watch That Hand, TV Ted

Watch That Hand, TV Ted

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UFC Vet Joe Lauzon Ruptured One Of His Teammate's Testicles In Training

UFC Vet Joe Lauzon Ruptured One Of His Teammate's Testicles In Training

UFC newcomer Devin Powell had to undergo surgery yesterday after Joe Lauzon busted him in the dick and balls with the “sheer power” of an unintentional knee during training. Powell’s all good,
Serge Ibaka Got Hit In The Dick And Balls

Serge Ibaka Got Hit In The Dick And Balls

Through three quarters, Kelly Oubre had no points in today’s NBA playoff opener for the Washington Wizards. What he did have was an amazing pass right into Serge Ibaka’s dick and balls. Read more...
Leonys Martín Hits Dong, Then Hits Dong

Leonys Martín Hits Dong, Then Hits Dong

Leonys Martín led off today’s Tigers-Pirates game with a big home run, but it came at a price. On the fourth pitch of the game, Martín ricocheted a pitch off the plate into his dick and balls. He
Mischievous Dong Photobombs Marathon Photo Finish [NSFW]

Mischievous Dong Photobombs Marathon Photo Finish [NSFW]

The 2018 Christie Clinic Illinois Marathon was held Saturday in Champaign, and featured a virtually unheard of finish: runners Tesfaalem Mehari and Wilson Chenwono crossed the finish line at the same
Yadier Molina Undergoes Surgery After Taking Fastball To The Dick And Balls

Yadier Molina Undergoes Surgery After Taking Fastball To The Dick And Balls

On the list of worst-case scenarios for baseball catchers, this sequence has got to rank somewhere near the top: getting nailed in the junk by a deflected 102-mph fastball; requiring surgery for
The Sound When These Two Men Smash Their Dicks And Balls Together Will Stay With You Long Into The Night

The Sound When These Two Men Smash Their Dicks And Balls Together Will Stay With You Long Into The Night

This happened in the seventh inning of Saturday’s Mariners-Rays game, with a runner on first and the Rays holding a 6-3 lead. It was a clutch, inning-ending grab, but it came with great, great
Pole Vaulter Nearly Makes Shish Kebab Of His Dick And Balls

Pole Vaulter Nearly Makes Shish Kebab Of His Dick And Balls

At the IAAF Rabat Diamond League track meet in Morocco today, pole vaulter Timur Morgunov’s pole skewered the front of his shorts. His dangly bits narrowly and luckily remained intact. Read more...
UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell Drilled His Nuts Apart

UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell Drilled His Nuts Apart

“So i was gunna train today but i ripped my nutsack in half,” begins a Homeric by UFC featherweight Bryce Mitchell. This is the “A screaming comes across the sky” of our time. Read more...
José Abreu Needed Emergency Surgery To Save A "Strangled" Testicle

José Abreu Needed Emergency Surgery To Save A "Strangled" Testicle

White Sox first baseman José Abreu hasn’t played in a couple weeks, a result of an ambiguous outpatient “lower abdominal surgery” he reportedly underwent on August 20. Hernioplasty? Appendectomy? A
Chip The Buffalo Destroyed His Dick And Balls With A T-Shirt Cannon

Chip The Buffalo Destroyed His Dick And Balls With A T-Shirt Cannon

No point in keeping you waiting for this one—on Saturday, Chip the Buffalo, Colorado’s sideline mascot, blasted his dick and balls with damn t-shirt cannon and by the grace of God, someone had their
Game 163 Is One More Chance For A Catcher To Take One To The Dick And Balls

Game 163 Is One More Chance For A Catcher To Take One To The Dick And Balls

The first tiebreaker baseball game of the day has been highly entertaining, with the Brewers and Cubs locked in a pitchers’ duel all afternoon. But we all know an extra game is just a chance for one