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Found That Photo For You, Laura

Found That Photo For You, Laura

Last year, former Deal Or No Deal model Laura Shields tweeted “I need to find that one pic I have of pinching Trump’s bottom.” We’ve got your photo, Laura—and a few others from the night in 2007 the
All The Questions The 2016 Campaigns Were Afraid To Answer

All The Questions The 2016 Campaigns Were Afraid To Answer

As anyone in media will be quick to tell you, this has been one long, grueling election. We’ve seen pope feuds, rigged podiums, and Ted Cruz’s innards. But for all its scandal and intrigue, this
Has Donald Trump Ever Actually Met A Dog?

Has Donald Trump Ever Actually Met A Dog?

At a rally last night in Pennsylvania, Donald Trump claimed his opponent Hillary Clinton “cheated like a dog” at their last debate. It’s just the latest in a long string of canny canine similes used
Trump Surrogate Criticizes Hillary Backer Jay Z For Video Featuring "Mazel Tov Cocktail"

Trump Surrogate Criticizes Hillary Backer Jay Z For Video Featuring "Mazel Tov Cocktail"

Scottie Nell Hughes is still promoting Donald Trump on CNN despite her having been verbally assassinated on-air by Ana Navarro last month. Tonight, she stood up for her candidate after Trump attacked
LeBron James, J.R. Smith Encourage Ohio Crowd To Get Out The Vote At Hillary Clinton Rally

LeBron James, J.R. Smith Encourage Ohio Crowd To Get Out The Vote At Hillary Clinton Rally

Ohio man LeBron James introduced Hillary Clinton at her rally Sunday in Cleveland. James was joined by J.R. Smith, who located a shirt for the big day, and Smith’s daughter, Demi.Read more...
They Finally Took Away Donald Trump's Twitter Account

They Finally Took Away Donald Trump's Twitter Account

With just two days left in our collective national hell, the Trump campaign is in its final push to do... something. After all, Trump doesn’t have any pollsters since the campaign refused to pay them.
Donald Trump Rushed Off Stage After Disturbance In Reno [Updating]

Donald Trump Rushed Off Stage After Disturbance In Reno [Updating]

Donald Trump’s rally tonight in Reno came to a halt after a disturbance in the crowd led Secret Service to rush him off the stage.Read more...
Did Donald Trump Watch The Same Obama Speech We All Did?

Did Donald Trump Watch The Same Obama Speech We All Did?

Yesterday a Trump protester interrupted the president’s appearance at a Hillary Clinton rally in North Carolina, prompting Obama to quiet down a rowdy crowd and urge it to respect the man’s right to
Did You Hear The Latest Big Election Scoop?

Did You Hear The Latest Big Election Scoop?

This past weekend, I caught some evolved form of plague from my two-year-old, disease-carrying nephew. Though I’m past the worst of the illness at this point, some residual sinus pressure remains. So
Here's Some Wholly Believable Donald Trump Jr. Gossip

Here's Some Wholly Believable Donald Trump Jr. Gossip

Earlier today, Miami-based DJ Scott Melker from his time at the University of Pennsylvania—time that he shared with none other than First Son-hopeful Donald J. Trump Jr. And according to Melker, Don
I'm The Big Boy

I'm The Big Boy

In 2011, The Metropolitan Golf Writer’s Association awarded the Trump family the honor of Golf Family of the Year. Also in 2011, Donald J. Trump Jr. was a big fancy booster chair boy.Read more...
Dying Is Easy, Making Famous Politicians Seem Funny Is Hard

Dying Is Easy, Making Famous Politicians Seem Funny Is Hard

Disclaimer: Any assumption that the political jokes contained in this article are funny will lead to disappointment. Read more...
Ted Cruz's Children Finally Happy In Public As Dad Hides Most Of Face

Ted Cruz's Children Finally Happy In Public As Dad Hides Most Of Face

“Two little girls... very excited to trick or treat with Mommy and Daddy.” Words that would be perfectly fine-ish under normal circumstances. Unfortunately, tonight, they come from this man:Read
Report: Trump Dodged Paying Tens Of Millions In Taxes

Report: Trump Dodged Paying Tens Of Millions In Taxes

According to a report from the New York Times, Donald Trump avoided paying “tens of millions of dollars” in taxes after he failed to declare hundreds of millions of dollars in income, thus exploiting
Anthony Weiner's Dong Tipped The FBI Off About New Clinton Emails

Anthony Weiner's Dong Tipped The FBI Off About New Clinton Emails

The FBI announced this morning that they plan to investigate a new batch of emails from Hillary Clinton, after finding them in “connection with an unrelated case.” That unrelated case? Disgraced horny
Can You Spot The Tiffany Trump In These Photos?

Can You Spot The Tiffany Trump In These Photos?

Earlier today, the Trump campaign published a press release with photos from Ivanka’s big day campaigning for her father in South Florida. But there’s allegedly another Trump daughter in there, too.
Trump Supporter Wrong

Trump Supporter Wrong

A political reporter for a national news outlet has located a supporter of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign who is factually wrong.Read more...
Trump Ally Alex Jones: I'm Not Anti-Semitic, It's Just That The Jews Control Everything

Trump Ally Alex Jones: I'm Not Anti-Semitic, It's Just That The Jews Control Everything

You see, it’s not that Alex Jones—whom Donald Trump has previously called a “nice guy” with an “amazing” reputation—hates the Jews. It’s just that he knows how how devious and money-hungry they really
Trump Eventually Remembers Daughter

Trump Eventually Remembers Daughter

As Donald Trump took some time off from the campaign trail to unveil his brand new D.C. hotel, he took a moment to bring his much beloved children on stage at the inaugural press conference, so he