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Entitled People Who Need to Pack Up Their Absurd Demands

Entitled People Who Need to Pack Up Their Absurd Demands

Some folks have a problem when it comes to asking for free stuff. Be it scammy influencers, horrible Karens, dudes who want to bully you into selling a truck for 50 bucks or people who want you to
Entitled People and Their Absurd Demands

Entitled People and Their Absurd Demands

People are out here demanding stuff for way below its actual value, wanting free junk and being rude about it, and asking people to work for them for free among other things. Entitled people have a
Owner Levels With Customer Who Complains Over Dollar Taco

Owner Levels With Customer Who Complains Over Dollar Taco

When this guy complained over a taco, the owner got realistic with him about what it costs to sell one taco for a dollar and change, especially when you bring credit card charges into it. Sometimes
Entitled People Who Ought To Take Their Business Elsewhere

Entitled People Who Ought To Take Their Business Elsewhere

Entitled people make some incredibly bold demands and complaints, like this entitled mom who lashed out at her baby sitter. The good thing about these entitled people is that regular people rarely
Entitled People Who Need to Chill With Their Demands

Entitled People Who Need to Chill With Their Demands

Sure, everyone likes free stuff, but typically the way to get that free stuff is wait until it's offered. These people went out of their way to demand crap from other people, and oh man are they not
Entitled People Who Need to Reconsider Their Absurd Demands

Entitled People Who Need to Reconsider Their Absurd Demands

Most people have a decent sense of self awareness, but sometimes entitled people have laughable boldness. It can be a potential employer asking for a full time "intern" to pay a dollar an hour, or an
Ridiculous and Disappointing Times Satire Went Over People's Heads

Ridiculous and Disappointing Times Satire Went Over People's Heads

Satire can go over people's heads. Some folks seem to have a really hard time figuring out the difference between real news and obvious, absurd joke news. Sometimes it's funny when someone is ignorant
A Ration of Puns to Satiate Those Wordplay Cravings

A Ration of Puns to Satiate Those Wordplay Cravings

If liking dumb puns makes us stupid, then no changes there. We feel comfortable acknowledging our torrid love affair with clever and horrible wordplay. We're fans of dad jokes and dumb puns that we
Funny and Sad Times Satire Went Way Over People's Heads

Funny and Sad Times Satire Went Way Over People's Heads

Either these people didn't want to get the joke and decided these insane headlines were "fake news" or they thought they were completely true and responded in kind. Makes you feel sad about people's
Tommy Washbush’s Alternate Humor Illustrations Perfectly Describe The Absurd World We Live In

Tommy Washbush’s Alternate Humor Illustrations Perfectly Describe The Absurd World We Live In

Tommy Washbush is an illustrator and graphic designer who draws extreme violence, stupid things and t-shirt designs. Trying to trudge...
Frustrating Signs Someone Lives On Their Parents Money

Frustrating Signs Someone Lives On Their Parents Money

Some of the most frustrating moments in life are when you work at a job that you feel lucky to have, and then realizing your coworker comes in late and does a bad job because they don't even need the
Trashy Moments Of Humanity Not On Its A-Game

Trashy Moments Of Humanity Not On Its A-Game

Most people are on a general course of self improvement, trying to be more kind, sympathetic, and generally productive. Then there's also folks who just choose to make things harder for other people,
Signs That Are Too Scary for Their Own Good

Signs That Are Too Scary for Their Own Good

We're happy that people take it upon themselves to warn other people of the world's potential dangers. It's just sometimes the signs themselves get the better of us and give us extra chills. Some
Stupid and Fantastic Antiques Roadshow Gag Captions

Stupid and Fantastic Antiques Roadshow Gag Captions

Keaton Patti is a funny and absurd writer who's responsible for these wacky re-captions, as well as ridiculous "bot-written" scripts such as this Diners Drive-Ins And Dives script or this Olive Garden
Extremely Trashy Moments That Escaped from The Landfill

Extremely Trashy Moments That Escaped from The Landfill

Life is a roller coaster of high highs and low lows. Some of these low moments are extremely trashy in nature. Most people wouldn't steal someone's ashes or jog around a city pooping behind cars, but
Trump joked to aides: What if we trade Puerto Rico for Greenland?

Trump joked to aides: What if we trade Puerto Rico for Greenland?

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27 Wonderfully Silly, Strange, and Awkward Russian Wedding Photos

27 Wonderfully Silly, Strange, and Awkward Russian Wedding Photos

Gotta love weddings. Nothing says everlasting love like photoshopping yourself and your betrothed as centaurs. Y'know, for love. If not a half horse body, how about a genie? Maybe instead of
Dude's Imaginative Story Brings Horrifying New Meaning to "Endless Shrimp"

Dude's Imaginative Story Brings Horrifying New Meaning to "Endless Shrimp"

You'll never think of endless shrimp in quite the same way again. It starts out so wholesome, but then it becomes a rollercoaster of shrimp. With your simple wish for endless shrimp, you've doomed
Writer Tweets Hilarious "Bot Written" Queer Eye Script

Writer Tweets Hilarious "Bot Written" Queer Eye Script

Keaton Patti is a wonderfully weird writer who's behind other "bot written" scripts such as this John Wick script, as well as this Diner's Drive-Ins and Dives script. He claims that each one is
17 Absurd Reasons People Filed for Divorce

17 Absurd Reasons People Filed for Divorce

People can be very particular, selfish creatures. Sometimes we think we'll be good with someone before realizing that our other quirks will get on their nerves so terribly that they never want to see