Tommy Lee Reshares Hilarious Post Depicting A Post-Trump America: ‘Planned Parenthoods On Every Damn Corner’!
Tommy Lee is drumming up some political shade, whether you like it or not.
The 56-year-old drummer took aim at Donald Trump supporters on Thursday by resharing a viral message warning them what will happen when “liberals” gain back control of the White House.
The explosive declaration — which was first posted online a year ago by an anonymous writer — paints a colorful picture of what America could look like after Trump leaves (or gets removed from) office.
According to the post, this hypothetical world would include “Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner,” Air Force One planes being repainted “p***y hat pink” and perpetually flown over Trump’s “beloved Bible Belt 6 days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms & atheist literature from the cockpit.”
It goes on to propose the following:
“We’re going to tax your mega churches so bad Joel Olsteen will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay his light bill. Speaking of Chik Fil A, we’re buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ person your sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy.”
The message also threw some shade at Vice President Mike Pence, adding:
“Have fun with the new menu you bigoted f**ks. Try the McPence. It’s a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother.”
Uh… we’ll pass, thanks.
This post-Trump fantasy world also wouldn’t be kind to firearms. The post continued:
“We’re going to gather up ALL of your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal mountain emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton.”
And we’d call it Mt. Lockherup. Ha!
The writer went on to envision how all parks would be renamed after civil rights activist Rosa Parks, while confederate statues will be replaced with Black Lives Matter leaders and Mexican immigrants:
“Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the WH, we’re repainting the whole thing rainbow.”
Fox News, meanwhile, would “be taken over and turned into a family refugee shelter.”
The post added:
“We’re turning [Sean] Hannity’s office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables & free tampons.”
To top it all off, the writer said any time a “Trumpster” complains about these changes, “we’re adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie.”
LOLz! Call your state representatives so we can get this in the constitution!
The Mötley Crüe member’s Instagram post comes days after he slammed critics who told him to stay out of politics. He wrote on Twitter Monday:
“The next person who tells me to stick to drumming and stay out of politics, I’m gonna come to ur house and shove my drumsticks up ur ass until you sneeze.”
Or worse… he’ll make you eat a McPence!
Read the full address (below) and have a good laugh.
— T❍mmy L33 (@MrTommyLand) August 7, 2019
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