Trump struck out with both his daughters after the debate.

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Tiffany Trump smoothly rejected her dad's kiss, much he rejected her for her entire life, forgetting she existed at the RNC and not even following her on Twitter until a viral campaign set to right the injustice. With a deft slide and pat on the shoulder, Tiffany demonstrated how all women feel around The Donald.

Here it is in GIF form to watch on a loop forever.

That's some Cruz-level rejection.

Plus, immediately after the debate, Donald was cautious to only shake his favorite daughter/child/woman/"piece of ass" (a term for her he okayed on Stern), in order to hide his real desires.

It was a clear departure from his usual butt-pat.


Only 28 days left, people.

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