Obama Reassures Foreign Tourists: “No Other American Man Is This Horrible”

The New Yorker

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Fearing that millions of foreign tourists might cancel their plans to travel to the United States, President Obama used his emergency powers to interrupt the broadcast of the second Presidential debate.

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