Judging from the fact that the Oregon Ducks defense couldn’t stop a run up the middle to save their life in the CFP National Championship game, they might have considered throwing Puddles–the Oregon mascot who loves doing pushups after Ducks TDs–in at middle linebacker.
But since Oregon couldn’t get it going offensively, Puddles couldn’t do any pushups. Instead, he was seen traveling around the stadium and suites getting a little freaky and stripping for cash.This embed is invalid" />
And then everyone’s least favorite Doctor Pepper salesman Larry came and started to try and fight Puddles. It was weird.